Reasons why McCain should have picked Paris Hilton
She's smarter.
She's prettier.
She's a highly-effective businesswoman.
She already has clothes.
She's prettier.
She's a highly-effective businesswoman.
She already has clothes.
Labels: US elections
posted by Rachel at 11:13 pm
I bet most of the cash was spent on the kids cloths as they need to look 'good' on TV.
She makes them where cloths? That's like child abuse innit?
That was meant to be like 'wear'. Blame it on the Chlorpromazine.
Paris for President! She couldn't be any worse than the present incumbent.
In that case I nominate Barney the White House Dog for president. I think he'd be marginally better that Paris Hilton and a vast improvement on the incumbent.
Just a P.S.
If, like Palin and unlike Paris Hilton, Barney the White House Dog isn't a 'pedigree', he probably doesn't stand a chance, just like...
hahahaha
funny